It has been for many years that sex is a good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and propriety research they are proud to present the results.
Removing her cloths:
With her consent ...........12 Calories
Without her consent ...........187 Calories
Opening her bra:
With both hand ...........8 Calories
With one hand ...........12 Calories
With your teeth ...........85 Calories
Putting on condom:
With an erection ...........6 Calories
Without an erection ...........315 Calories
Preliminaries:
Trying to find out clitoris ...........8 Calories
Trying to find The! G-spot ...........92 Calories
Positions:
Missionary ...........12 Calories
69 laying down ...........78 Calories
69 standing up ...........112 Calories
Wheelbarrow ...........216 Calories
Doggy style ...........326 Calories
Italian Chandelier ...........912 Calories
Orgasmic:
Real ...........112 Calories
False ...........315 Calories
Post Orgasm:
Lying in bed hugging ...........18 Calories
Getting up immediately ...........36 Calories
Explaining why got out of the bed immediately ...........816 Calories
Getting second erection: If you are;
20-29 years old ...........36 Calories
30-39 years ...........80 Calories
40-49 years ...........124 Calories
50-59 years ...........972 Calories
60-69 years ...........2916 Calories
70 and over ...........Results are still pending
Dressing up afterwards:
Calmly ...........32 Calories
In a hurry ...........98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ...........1218 Calories
With you wife/girlfriend knocking at the door ...........3512 Calories
Have a healthy sex!
(Original source: http://9gag.com/gag/87790/)
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Black Pearl
Me being stupid person who got the time of life to understand adventure of life, has been through many studies, article and what not to get the information. Once I came across interesting article on ‘Cat String Theory’, term usually famous in PUAs. If you don’t know what PUA is then search for Pick up artists. Anyway, the theory says, “Dangle a string just out of reach of a cats paws and that cat will give chase doing everything in its power to get that string. But once the cat gets hold of the string, and solves the amazement then cat will leave the string”. What does it mean in simple way, person will be interested in you as long as you are mysterious and once that person gets to know everything then there is no or little interest left. May be that’s why people are always in search of new stuff often.
Again, this led me to the topic of why we are designed so? Life can be very simple if we wish too. But for sake of adventure we often miss the real gem in life. What matters most if our way of looking at the things. We are those cats and there are thousands of strings out there, waiting for us. Do we want to spend our lifetime to unlock the mysteries and be adventurous and once we unlock the mystery, we can rewrite it, the way we want? Like most of the things in our life there is no real limit for anything, but we are the one who have to define how much enough is enough.
Challenging our own beliefs and theories, challenging our own needs is what necessary to make everything adventurous in our small life. Some are privileged, some or not, but I know for sure that we have capabilities to be those privileged one, to find ‘Black Pearl’ in our life.
Again, this led me to the topic of why we are designed so? Life can be very simple if we wish too. But for sake of adventure we often miss the real gem in life. What matters most if our way of looking at the things. We are those cats and there are thousands of strings out there, waiting for us. Do we want to spend our lifetime to unlock the mysteries and be adventurous and once we unlock the mystery, we can rewrite it, the way we want? Like most of the things in our life there is no real limit for anything, but we are the one who have to define how much enough is enough.
Challenging our own beliefs and theories, challenging our own needs is what necessary to make everything adventurous in our small life. Some are privileged, some or not, but I know for sure that we have capabilities to be those privileged one, to find ‘Black Pearl’ in our life.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Decoding Valentine's Day
If there is anything in this universe that cannot be defined, it is love. If you can describe love, then it is far from the truth. You give flowers, you hug, you prostrate, you offer but still something remains unexpressed.
Once Lord Rama asked monkey God Hanuman: 'Tell me how much you love me?’ Hanuman said, “My Lord, I cannot express my love for you, you want to see? I will tear open my heart and show you”.
Even if for your whole life you try to express how deep your love is, you cannot express it fully. You can only find a little expression, just a glimpse of it.
There are three types of love: Satvik, Rajsik and Tamsik . 'Satvik' love is that which does not expect anything in return. 'Rajsik' love is the love combined with feverishness and a desire to get something back. 'Tamsik' love is just to destroy things. But Divine love is free from all these three.
Worldly love can be like an ocean, yet even an ocean has a bottom. Divine love is like the sky which is limitless, infinite. From the bottom of the ocean, soar into the vast sky. When you love somebody, what do you love in them? Do you love their qualities, attributes or the person?
Often love diminishes. A child loves its mother and as the child gets older, the love for the mother recedes as the focus is now on friends, then spouse and then children. Divine love, however, grows every moment…
You can never be bored being with a wise person, a saint. Every day you spend, you feel the depth is getting even more. Every moment you spend with a saint you feel the relationship is growing deeper and deeper. This kind of love never breaks down; it never diminishes. Divine love is so refined and so subtle, it cannot be expressed; it can only be experienced.
Mysteries cannot be understood; they cannot be explained, but can be lived. ‘Sukshmataram Anubhavarupam’, it's a form of experience. You can live it, you can be it, you can shed tears of gratitude, but you cannot express it. You cannot fully share it with anyone.
This love is so unconditional; it does not depend on the behaviour of the other person. It does not depend on the attributes of the other person. Does not depend upon what they do to you and what they don't do to you. You are in love because you can't be but in love. You have no choice as it is your very nature. Like the sun has no other choice than just shine. The sun is anyway shining beyond the clouds. Nothing can stop the sun from shining. Even when an eclipse happens, those shadows are so far away from the sun. It does not touch the sun. Similarly, all the seeming disturbances in love, in your life, do not take away your nature, which is pure love, unconditional love.
The ability to receive genuine love comes with the ability to give love. That’s why often you do not know how to respond when someone shows a lot of love. The more you are centred and know by experience that you are love, the more you feel at home with any amount of love expressed in any manner. Deep inside, you know that love is not an emotion; it is your very existence.
I have extended my early and forever beliefs of love into way of living my life. I feel satisfied very deeply. Because, I know it will makes things immortal for me.
- Special message of valentine’s day, the day people celebrate as a day of Love. Though I am not sure about people's understanding of it.
Once Lord Rama asked monkey God Hanuman: 'Tell me how much you love me?’ Hanuman said, “My Lord, I cannot express my love for you, you want to see? I will tear open my heart and show you”.
Even if for your whole life you try to express how deep your love is, you cannot express it fully. You can only find a little expression, just a glimpse of it.
There are three types of love: Satvik, Rajsik and Tamsik . 'Satvik' love is that which does not expect anything in return. 'Rajsik' love is the love combined with feverishness and a desire to get something back. 'Tamsik' love is just to destroy things. But Divine love is free from all these three.
Worldly love can be like an ocean, yet even an ocean has a bottom. Divine love is like the sky which is limitless, infinite. From the bottom of the ocean, soar into the vast sky. When you love somebody, what do you love in them? Do you love their qualities, attributes or the person?
Often love diminishes. A child loves its mother and as the child gets older, the love for the mother recedes as the focus is now on friends, then spouse and then children. Divine love, however, grows every moment…
You can never be bored being with a wise person, a saint. Every day you spend, you feel the depth is getting even more. Every moment you spend with a saint you feel the relationship is growing deeper and deeper. This kind of love never breaks down; it never diminishes. Divine love is so refined and so subtle, it cannot be expressed; it can only be experienced.
Mysteries cannot be understood; they cannot be explained, but can be lived. ‘Sukshmataram Anubhavarupam’, it's a form of experience. You can live it, you can be it, you can shed tears of gratitude, but you cannot express it. You cannot fully share it with anyone.
This love is so unconditional; it does not depend on the behaviour of the other person. It does not depend on the attributes of the other person. Does not depend upon what they do to you and what they don't do to you. You are in love because you can't be but in love. You have no choice as it is your very nature. Like the sun has no other choice than just shine. The sun is anyway shining beyond the clouds. Nothing can stop the sun from shining. Even when an eclipse happens, those shadows are so far away from the sun. It does not touch the sun. Similarly, all the seeming disturbances in love, in your life, do not take away your nature, which is pure love, unconditional love.
The ability to receive genuine love comes with the ability to give love. That’s why often you do not know how to respond when someone shows a lot of love. The more you are centred and know by experience that you are love, the more you feel at home with any amount of love expressed in any manner. Deep inside, you know that love is not an emotion; it is your very existence.
I have extended my early and forever beliefs of love into way of living my life. I feel satisfied very deeply. Because, I know it will makes things immortal for me.
- Special message of valentine’s day, the day people celebrate as a day of Love. Though I am not sure about people's understanding of it.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Mystery...
Mystery...The world itself is very fascinating, the world without a limit, without a boundary. Applicable to anything or everything. Probably this world drove the humankind to do the seemingly impossible things in very short span of development history.
It is the world which drives me crazy, responsible for many sleepless night, responsible for me to observe every other thing happening around me, especially with the people. May be my brain is one of the most useless brain hence always tries to look for something which you cannot see. In my engineering terms 'something qualitative and not quantitative'. Something we cannot measure hence very difficult to prove its significance or existence.
My relationship with mystery started with thinking about myself. What I do and Why I do so? What I think and Why I think so? I have no rule book to follow (and I guess neither anyone has) so the only thing I can do is to form correlation with my actions and my philosophy. There are so many thing you tell yourself about yourself.
This year probably I will get more time to spend with myself and I have decided to go deeper into my thoughts. To explore myself again. Let me know if you find some clue..
It is the world which drives me crazy, responsible for many sleepless night, responsible for me to observe every other thing happening around me, especially with the people. May be my brain is one of the most useless brain hence always tries to look for something which you cannot see. In my engineering terms 'something qualitative and not quantitative'. Something we cannot measure hence very difficult to prove its significance or existence.
My relationship with mystery started with thinking about myself. What I do and Why I do so? What I think and Why I think so? I have no rule book to follow (and I guess neither anyone has) so the only thing I can do is to form correlation with my actions and my philosophy. There are so many thing you tell yourself about yourself.
This year probably I will get more time to spend with myself and I have decided to go deeper into my thoughts. To explore myself again. Let me know if you find some clue..
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Understanding Libra..
One always try to understand people around themselves, though it can be very difficult tasks. As being an engineer, I always try to find out correlation between various things. One of such thing is Zodiac signs. I spend quite a lot of time to understand how various zodiac sign people behave and whatever there is on internet makes sense. Anyway, I am Libran, very typical Libran. And this is what I found on internet. Very useful article for girls who are interested in Libran guys ;)
Libra (Sep 23 - Oc 22)
A Libran man can answer all your questions, but he cannot solve the puzzle of your typically girlish dreams. He likes to maintain a balance in everything he does and that includes love too. If you have been captivated by him once, there is a minuscule chance that you will be able to leave him. Even if try to back off, he will convince you with such persuasive arguments that you would be left with no other option, but to stay. He will cover the contradictions of his behavior with such charm that you will be entrapped once again, with nowhere to go.
God help you if he smiles! You will fall in love with him again. Don't blame yourself; the smile of a Libra male is so captivating that not even his enemies can resist it. Now, when you are totally enamored, you are bound to forget your own existence. His charm will result in you seeing his dreams and his happiness being your utmost priority. The first thing you will notice about him is that he finds it very difficult to make up his mind. If even after much deliberation, he has been able to do that, he may change his opinion in a split second if he thinks he made a mistake.
If you really want to fight him, turn your back towards him while fighting and stuff your ears with cotton. If he looks at you with that smile of his and starts his convincing arguments in that smooth tone, you won't stand a single chance of winning. As far as romance is concerned, your Libra guy will never fall short of it. He can use his pleasing manner and graceful charm and win any girl in sight. Once he wins her heart, he is not too sure what to do with it and this is when the problems start. Even if the situation demands a break up, he will always try to postpone it as much as he can.
Though he does this just to make sure that this is what is best for the both of them, he hurts a person's feelings in the process. Even the opposite case, when he is deciding whether to propose marriage or not, is equally painful. On top of that, if he thinks he is being unfair to you, the confusion gets more pronounced. Libran men tend to confuse love with friendship and vice-versa. They keep searching for the perfect girl and if the relationship doesn't turns out to be as they expected it, they become a little heartbroken and then move on with life.
A lost love seldom makes a deep wound in a Libran heart. It forgives and forgets. A Libra man is never interested in prying out your secrets. He delves deeper into a topic just to get a fair view of it and not with the aim of dissecting a situation. All he wants are the facts, not the personal nuances lying underneath them. He will from an opinion about your behavior, but he wouldn't take too much pain to know why you behave the way you do. A Libran is like a judge who passes his judgments on the basis of the facts, not the emotions triggering them. He is not interested in gossip and is not the one to tell your personal secrets to anyone.
So, you can trust him with all your heart. A Libran male will listen to your inner dreams, desires and hopes. However, do not expect him to understand your silent hopes. He is not good at that and all your hopes may come thrashing to the ground. You will have to learn to live with it. At the same time, don't expect him to take your side when you are wrong. He has built-in mechanism of being fair, even when it involves you. A Libran guy is generous with money and stinginess is not one of his personality traits.
His house will be full of guests every now and then, but he dislikes going to crowded places that are full of strangers. He likes people, but if the numbers become too large, he becomes uncomfortable. If you are planning to get married to him, develop the habit of keeping the house neat, clean and full of good fragrances. A Libran guy cannot tolerate sloppiness and pungent cooking smells make him feel depressed. He may be careless and shoddy himself, but you will be expected to keep yourself, the kids as well as the house attractive all the time. He may not say anything about this, but his behavior will.
Staying out till late, sleeping all the time he is at home, etc, are some of the signs that things are not right. This is something you will have to analyze and correct. Otherwise, you may lose a very devoted, generous, fair and pleasing husband, who has a smile that can melt any heart. As a father, a Libra male will teach his kids the sense of fairness, discipline and debate. He will dote on them, but they will never come before you. His fatherly affection won't overshadow his romantic feelings for you. Just remember to take initiative in the relationship, keep him loved and nourished and he will always keep you warm with his captivating smile
Best Match:
Aquarius - Jan 20 - Feb 18
Taurus - April 20 - May 20
Gemini - May 21 - June 20
Leo - July 23 - Aug 22
Libra - Sep 23 - Oc 22
Sagittarius - Nov 22 - Dec 21
Libra (Sep 23 - Oc 22)
A Libran man can answer all your questions, but he cannot solve the puzzle of your typically girlish dreams. He likes to maintain a balance in everything he does and that includes love too. If you have been captivated by him once, there is a minuscule chance that you will be able to leave him. Even if try to back off, he will convince you with such persuasive arguments that you would be left with no other option, but to stay. He will cover the contradictions of his behavior with such charm that you will be entrapped once again, with nowhere to go.
God help you if he smiles! You will fall in love with him again. Don't blame yourself; the smile of a Libra male is so captivating that not even his enemies can resist it. Now, when you are totally enamored, you are bound to forget your own existence. His charm will result in you seeing his dreams and his happiness being your utmost priority. The first thing you will notice about him is that he finds it very difficult to make up his mind. If even after much deliberation, he has been able to do that, he may change his opinion in a split second if he thinks he made a mistake.
If you really want to fight him, turn your back towards him while fighting and stuff your ears with cotton. If he looks at you with that smile of his and starts his convincing arguments in that smooth tone, you won't stand a single chance of winning. As far as romance is concerned, your Libra guy will never fall short of it. He can use his pleasing manner and graceful charm and win any girl in sight. Once he wins her heart, he is not too sure what to do with it and this is when the problems start. Even if the situation demands a break up, he will always try to postpone it as much as he can.
Though he does this just to make sure that this is what is best for the both of them, he hurts a person's feelings in the process. Even the opposite case, when he is deciding whether to propose marriage or not, is equally painful. On top of that, if he thinks he is being unfair to you, the confusion gets more pronounced. Libran men tend to confuse love with friendship and vice-versa. They keep searching for the perfect girl and if the relationship doesn't turns out to be as they expected it, they become a little heartbroken and then move on with life.
A lost love seldom makes a deep wound in a Libran heart. It forgives and forgets. A Libra man is never interested in prying out your secrets. He delves deeper into a topic just to get a fair view of it and not with the aim of dissecting a situation. All he wants are the facts, not the personal nuances lying underneath them. He will from an opinion about your behavior, but he wouldn't take too much pain to know why you behave the way you do. A Libran is like a judge who passes his judgments on the basis of the facts, not the emotions triggering them. He is not interested in gossip and is not the one to tell your personal secrets to anyone.
So, you can trust him with all your heart. A Libran male will listen to your inner dreams, desires and hopes. However, do not expect him to understand your silent hopes. He is not good at that and all your hopes may come thrashing to the ground. You will have to learn to live with it. At the same time, don't expect him to take your side when you are wrong. He has built-in mechanism of being fair, even when it involves you. A Libran guy is generous with money and stinginess is not one of his personality traits.
His house will be full of guests every now and then, but he dislikes going to crowded places that are full of strangers. He likes people, but if the numbers become too large, he becomes uncomfortable. If you are planning to get married to him, develop the habit of keeping the house neat, clean and full of good fragrances. A Libran guy cannot tolerate sloppiness and pungent cooking smells make him feel depressed. He may be careless and shoddy himself, but you will be expected to keep yourself, the kids as well as the house attractive all the time. He may not say anything about this, but his behavior will.
Staying out till late, sleeping all the time he is at home, etc, are some of the signs that things are not right. This is something you will have to analyze and correct. Otherwise, you may lose a very devoted, generous, fair and pleasing husband, who has a smile that can melt any heart. As a father, a Libra male will teach his kids the sense of fairness, discipline and debate. He will dote on them, but they will never come before you. His fatherly affection won't overshadow his romantic feelings for you. Just remember to take initiative in the relationship, keep him loved and nourished and he will always keep you warm with his captivating smile
Best Match:
Aquarius - Jan 20 - Feb 18
Taurus - April 20 - May 20
Gemini - May 21 - June 20
Leo - July 23 - Aug 22
Libra - Sep 23 - Oc 22
Sagittarius - Nov 22 - Dec 21
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Dreams and Dreamer
When I was kid I heard very important and inspiration quote of my life, ‘In life, success comes to those who dares to imagine and work hard to turn their imagination into reality’. I believed in it, and I followed it. Hence I almost work in contrary to others when it comes to things in my life. First I set the target, thing which I want in life, and then I look for what I need to accomplish that. If I don't have those particular things then I work hard to get those to achieve what I want. This was little bit tough in beginning especially when you have grown up in a society where people always say to you to do the things which you are capable of.
This is for surely best way to achieve what you want in life if you ask me. But like almost everything, this also got some side effects. You tend to lose innocence. Mainly because you tend to ignore one process, process of ‘let it go, let it flow’. It is very hard to justify if this innocence really matters, it is very hard to justify if this process of ‘let it go, let it flow’ really affects your life. In absolute sense NO but in relative sense Yes, it does. There is very basic flaw in statistics. Statistics does evaluate every other possibility, options but it does not consider uncertainty. May be because this statistics will lead you to the target, and uncertainties often lead to the infinity, to the space which you don’t know.
I like to dream with eyes wide open than sleeping. May be because I think those are the things I want in life, based on my situation. On the other hand, you don’t have control over your dream while you are sleeping. The dreams you have control over, are they really your dreams or a result of process of extreme wanting? And the dreams you don't control over are the result of process of extreme feeling? Difficult isn’t it? Afterall, feelings are the by product of wanting. Life is always conflicting so as your dreams. Again when happiness is not achieved by constant pursue of it but actually a by product of the small things we do.
I say I am a dreamer but what I dream about is what really matter in the end. I am not sure yet why I dream some specific things, but I guess it is never late to start exploring.
From where shall I start now?......
This is for surely best way to achieve what you want in life if you ask me. But like almost everything, this also got some side effects. You tend to lose innocence. Mainly because you tend to ignore one process, process of ‘let it go, let it flow’. It is very hard to justify if this innocence really matters, it is very hard to justify if this process of ‘let it go, let it flow’ really affects your life. In absolute sense NO but in relative sense Yes, it does. There is very basic flaw in statistics. Statistics does evaluate every other possibility, options but it does not consider uncertainty. May be because this statistics will lead you to the target, and uncertainties often lead to the infinity, to the space which you don’t know.
I like to dream with eyes wide open than sleeping. May be because I think those are the things I want in life, based on my situation. On the other hand, you don’t have control over your dream while you are sleeping. The dreams you have control over, are they really your dreams or a result of process of extreme wanting? And the dreams you don't control over are the result of process of extreme feeling? Difficult isn’t it? Afterall, feelings are the by product of wanting. Life is always conflicting so as your dreams. Again when happiness is not achieved by constant pursue of it but actually a by product of the small things we do.
I say I am a dreamer but what I dream about is what really matter in the end. I am not sure yet why I dream some specific things, but I guess it is never late to start exploring.
From where shall I start now?......
Thursday, August 26, 2010
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