World is amazing place, with variety of natural wonders, islands, and what not. This year, it was my third trip to Sakhalin, spending my most of time in the city Yuzhno. I can say I have enough experience of this city to write a bit about it now ;). So here it goes, executive summary of the town.
1. All the girls less than 30 years old are amazingly beautiful. Hottest chicas you will ever see in your life
2. At the same time somehow, most of the girls who are more than 30 years old, somehow lose their shape. I don’t know the reason man!
3. Whatever the case, they dress amazingly well. If you think Milan, Paris is capital of fashion, then you are a fool. Come and visit Yuzno. Entire city is stage where models do catwalk.
4. But at the same time, all Russian men dress up like they are going to bed or too tired on looking into mirror. Benefits, if you are a traveler with moderate sense of fashion, your chances are gooood to get laid.
5. Every other foreigner in the city is somehow linked to oil and gas industry. Anyway there is nothing else in the city apart from beautiful mountains, great parks, nice beer, good food, nice people. But who cares.
6. Every other foreigner in the city looks like a bad ass. Huge in size, tattoos, gold chain, gold tooth, and trying to get laid with the hot Russian girls. That’s the favorite pastime of visitors here, every evening.
7. Talking about hot Russian girls (btw, there is nothing to talk about this town except hot Russian girls), good thing is they never go the bar alone. They always have their 2-3 hot Russian chica friends with them. Grab one, get 3 free
8. Well this island gets summer for ~3 months and for 9 months its winter. Temperature can go upto -20 deg c. Favorite activity in the summer, can anyone guess. Yes, you are right, go to the park, sunbathe, preferably naked, go to the beach for swim, preferably naked. I think old men become healthier during this time of the year, since they took loads of efforts to climb mountain, go to the park, go to the beach to watch hot Russian girls naked
9. So if you are married and if you want to screw your marriage, this your place. Amazingly divorce rate is 88% so not to worry about getting stuck with one Russian wife but you may get plenty.
10. Winter is more amazing. Skiiiiiiiiiiing. I think everyone in the town is crazy about skiing. This place got really great hills to practice your ice-walking activities. I heard Russian Olympic team use to visit this town for practicing.
11. What, you don’t like skiing. What an ass! Anyway, for you then there is a good activity. Go to sauna, and get surrounded by hot Russian chicas. Yeah, I know you dreamed about this entire your life right.
12. So if you can survive the beauty of the island then you should watch the traffic here. This place got the most amazing traffic rules you will ever see. If you ever visit here, watch the traffic light system and you will be amazed. Don’t worry, people respect pedestrian here so they won’t kill you, except killing each other with their vehicle.
This is the summary. If you want full visit report and willing to visit this place, then please ask me personally. I will give you best advise possible :D
I hope rest is well.
