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I hate to admit this. I hate to admit this. But this video makes me cry.

I've learned....

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my grandmother that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned.... That when newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

(By: Andy Rooney)

Desires and Emotions

One’s life is always influenced by desires and emotions. Some may deny this fact and some will agree. What makes it more interesting is the fact that it is not solely based on our own requirements but largely influenced by things around us. I am counting people in the ‘thing’. I am always amazed by how someone’s desires can change depending on the surrounding. And getting those desires people always put lots of emotions. Then it comes to classical discussion of how very few people can manage to achieve it and why most of us fails? Why very few are successful and rest of the people struggles? Though successful is very vague term, but for my point I will term successful as a person who manage to achieve all the desires.

There is one classic theory about ‘the law of attraction’ which in nutshell says that your own thoughts influence change. The more you want it, the more you get it. If I look at it, I can say, atleast from my point of view that this process of ‘wanting’ is the most difficult one. Do you really really want it or you just need it? Focusing on the process of wanting is very critical, especially when you have constant fear (or view) of consequences of not getting it. Managing your positive thoughts over the negative one is way more difficult.

The humanity survived and growing. Changes are happening and probably few people are responsible for most of the changes. There are more desires in me than ever. Let’s see what wins, the positive desire or negative thoughts.

Become intellectual in four easy steps:

After keeping this secrete with many years, I thought of sharing it with rest of the dumb community of the world. This effort will boost my chances of getting Noble peace prize tremendously. So here it goes, much awaited secrete.

Step 1: Be normal. I know you are dumb and just be like that. Do not try to show that you are smart. Rather I will advise to be more dumb. Do it in group of people to whom you want to prove that you are intellectual

Step 2: Read very different, strange, not much popular article from internet such as global peace index, ease of doing business index, human development index etc etc. I will provide some sample topics if you needed. Just contact me over my satellite phone

Step 3: Give your opinion about this topic infront of the group of people. Obviously no one will be knowing about that topic and they will be interested in knowing more. They will think that you know some really interesting things

Step 4: Go back to normal. Be dumb again, as what you are

Analysis:
By following above steps people will get the impression that you are not dumb but just act like one. They will think that you know lot of stuff but do not share with everyone, probably only with highly intellectual people who knows about that kind of stuff. They will think that you just enjoy pretending to be dumb and this way you will look more mysterious person.

Result:
You will be recognized at very intellectual person. Also your chances of getting laid with intellectual girl will be very high. True story!

Repeat this again infornt of group of people to whom you want to show that you are intellectual.

Peace and Piece