After keeping this secrete with many years, I thought of sharing it with rest of the dumb community of the world. This effort will boost my chances of getting Noble peace prize tremendously. So here it goes, much awaited secrete.
Step 1: Be normal. I know you are dumb and just be like that. Do not try to show that you are smart. Rather I will advise to be more dumb. Do it in group of people to whom you want to prove that you are intellectual
Step 2: Read very different, strange, not much popular article from internet such as global peace index, ease of doing business index, human development index etc etc. I will provide some sample topics if you needed. Just contact me over my satellite phone
Step 3: Give your opinion about this topic infront of the group of people. Obviously no one will be knowing about that topic and they will be interested in knowing more. They will think that you know some really interesting things
Step 4: Go back to normal. Be dumb again, as what you are
Analysis:
By following above steps people will get the impression that you are not dumb but just act like one. They will think that you know lot of stuff but do not share with everyone, probably only with highly intellectual people who knows about that kind of stuff. They will think that you just enjoy pretending to be dumb and this way you will look more mysterious person.
Result:
You will be recognized at very intellectual person. Also your chances of getting laid with intellectual girl will be very high. True story!
Repeat this again infornt of group of people to whom you want to show that you are intellectual.
Peace and Piece
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