Sexual Calorie Counter

It has been for many years that sex is a good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and propriety research they are proud to present the results.

Removing her cloths:
With her consent ...........12 Calories
Without her consent ...........187 Calories

Opening her bra:
With both hand ...........8 Calories
With one hand ...........12 Calories
With your teeth ...........85 Calories

Putting on condom:
With an erection ...........6 Calories
Without an erection ...........315 Calories

Preliminaries:
Trying to find out clitoris ...........8 Calories
Trying to find The! G-spot ...........92 Calories

Positions:
Missionary ...........12 Calories
69 laying down ...........78 Calories
69 standing up ...........112 Calories
Wheelbarrow ...........216 Calories
Doggy style ...........326 Calories
Italian Chandelier ...........912 Calories

Orgasmic:
Real ...........112 Calories
False ...........315 Calories

Post Orgasm:
Lying in bed hugging ...........18 Calories
Getting up immediately ...........36 Calories
Explaining why got out of the bed immediately ...........816 Calories

Getting second erection: If you are;
20-29 years old ...........36 Calories
30-39 years ...........80 Calories
40-49 years ...........124 Calories
50-59 years ...........972 Calories
60-69 years ...........2916 Calories
70 and over ...........Results are still pending

Dressing up afterwards:
Calmly ...........32 Calories
In a hurry ...........98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ...........1218 Calories
With you wife/girlfriend knocking at the door ...........3512 Calories

Have a healthy sex!

(Original source: http://9gag.com/gag/87790/)